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		<title>The Value of a Deal (Sometimes you pay more, because you get more)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 15:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Image Credit: Gokoroko My husband is back with another guest post, this time around he is sharing his thoughts on the fact that not all great deals are about the money you save, but instead about the service you receive. &#8220;Attention Devoted Deal-seekers!  I just got the most AMAZING deal on movie tickets!  I took [&#8230;]</p>
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<p><em>My husband is back with another guest post, this time around he is sharing his thoughts on the fact that not all great deals are about the money you save, but instead about the service you receive.</em></p>
<p><em></em>&#8220;Attention Devoted Deal-seekers!  I just got the most AMAZING deal on movie tickets!  I took my wife out to the movies, purchased tickets, and they GAVE me the correct change that I was owed!  Is that a ROCKIN&#8217; BARGAIN or what? &#8221;</p>
<p>How ridiculous would it be to read this type of endorsement about any business?  Okay, actually, there are a few stores that I could name where getting the correct change is rare enough that it may seem close to miraculous, but most people only go to these places when they are real desperate, like they have a severed limb and need a bandage or something.  In general though, nobody would be excited about just getting what they expected to get.  As consumers we insist on receiving certain <strong><em>basic</em></strong> things&#8230;like getting the correct change.  This is what I refer to as &#8220;Dial-Tone-Service&#8221;.</p>
<p>No one picks up the phone and then jubilantly shouts to nearby friends, &#8220;Hey!  This phone has a dial tone!&#8221; (If you do get excited about a dial tone, contact me so I can sell you a Magic Bread Box.  It is an astonishing device that miraculously transforms plain slices of white bread into fancy golden-browned food that chef-wizards call &#8220;toast&#8221;.  Ooooh&#8230;)</p>
<p>The point is, <em>great</em> deals are not great because they give you what you can get everywhere else, they are great because they exceed your expectations or provide you with savings that are out of the norm.  Likewise, great companies are not defined by how they treat customers when everything happens as it should.  The true measure of a great company is how they handle hiccups and challenges.  Consequently, I want to extol the virtues of one of my favorite companies, Disney.</p>
<p>Recently, my wife and I took a quick side-trip to Disneyland while I was traveling on business. As part of the trip we decided to splurge to see whether a Disney Hotel was worth the premium you pay to stay at one of their company-owned facilities.  We had a wonderful time at the parks and strolling through downtown Disney where we enjoyed the carefree ambiance that permeates every clean, friendly corner of the development.  However, when we got back to our room, there was a problem that dampened the euphoria of our day in Disneyland.  Having stayed out late, we determined that attempting to remedy the situation that evening was not worth the trouble so we went to bed agreeing to attend to the matter in the morning.</p>
<p>We called down to the front desk early the next morning to have them address the problem and were assured that everything would be resolved that day.  We spent another memorable day enjoying time together and again returned late at night, ready to sleep soundly at the Grand Californian Hotel.  To my profound dismay, there was a breakdown somewhere in the service delivery process which resulted in the problem not getting resolved, in fact, the problem was worse.</p>
<p>The reality of life is that sometimes things go awry.  Even the most polished and meticulous businesses will at some point experience an occasional bump in the road.  What separates the good from the great is how they respond to these difficulties.  Thankfully, I am happy to report that the Disney organization did not just offer me &#8220;Dial-Tone-Service&#8221;.  They acknowledged the misstep, and then went out of their way to rectify the situation.  They were gracious, apologetic, honest, and sincere in wanting to fix things and make them right.  They exceeded my expectations and reaffirmed why our family has come to love the Disney organization.  Because of their commitment to excellence, they continue to hold a place of prestige when our family decides where to spend our vacation dollars.  Are they perfect?  Of course not.  But do they try harder than most?  I believe that they do, and this adds value to the deal.</p>
<p>As an aside, the location of the Grand Californian Hotel was phenomenal!  Being able to walk out of the Hotel into the parks was a huge benefit.  But great amenities coupled with apathetic service will not win my loyalty.  However, outstanding service that is meaningful and genuine <strong><em>will</em></strong> secure my devotion; for that I submit that the Disney experience is a wonderful deal.   Not all great deals are about how much money you save, sometimes they involve paying a little more to get greater value because you receive superior service or a premium product.  The key is to find those companies that provide value in their product or service offerings over the long run, ones that consistently deliver and therefore stand out.</p>
<p><em>If you have had an experience with a company that turned a bad situation into a good one, share your story so we can all expand our pool of &#8220;go-to&#8221; businesses.  We all love a great deal, even if the great deal costs just a little bit more.</em></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>A big thanks to my husband Steve for writing the post I am sharing with you today. You can read his other posts HERE. Norman Cousins, talking about NASA’s historic trip to the moon, once said, “What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that [&#8230;]</p>
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<em>A big thanks to my husband Steve for writing the post I am sharing with you today. You can read his other posts <a href="https://www.thriftyandthriving.com/category/Steve/">HERE.</a></em></p>
<p>Norman Cousins, talking about NASA’s historic trip to the moon, once said, “What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth.”    <strong>Sometimes it is the change in our perspective that most effectively transforms our life.</strong>   Like astronauts looking at the earth from space, the world takes on a whole new beauty when viewed from above.</p>
<p>Such is the case for the novice attempting to transition into the mystical world of frugal shoppers.   Those that have truly caught the vision of thrift and parsimony go through life with an instinctive, unconscious shopping rhythm that is somewhat foreign to the casual bargain seeker. With practiced precision they glide along taking advantage of deals and savings as effortlessly as a butterfly floats among the flowers in a field. This became charmingly apparent last week as I spent the weekend with my wife on a quick getaway to Bend, Oregon.</p>
<p>Nestled among the beauty of rolling rivers and rustic outdoor charm, I was amazed as I witnessed not only the splendor of nature, but the magnificence of my wife in action.   Having forgotten to bring my sunglasses, we made a quick detour to a local shopping center to search for a pair of “clip on shades” for my prescription glasses &#8211; très chic, I know.   Incredibly, my wife was able to locate a Target store almost instantly and she promptly ushered me into her sanctuary, her fortress of strength and energy renewal.   (In hindsight, it may very well be that my wife surreptitiously removed my sunglasses so that we would be forced to go to one of her cherished Target stores.   I suddenly have an overwhelming sense that I may be the victim of very sophisticated manipulation.)</p>
<p>It only took me a few minutes to realize that the store did not have the nerdy apparel that I sought, but desperate for relief from the blinding ball of fire in the sky, I considered other options.   I spotted a pair of sunglasses with incredibly large lenses thinking they could be worn over my regular glasses.   They were probably women’s glasses, but feeling confident in my manhood I felt certain I could pull it off without tarnishing my masculinity too much.   Observing myself in the small mirror I quickly determined that I looked like someone wearing two small frying pans, like some sort of pathetic Frankenstein alien whose face had been pieced together with the discarded remnants of an abandoned kitchen.   Not wanting to frighten small children I moved on.</p>
<p>Perhaps sunglasses were the wrong choice. I contemplated whether Bend Oregon was known as a refuge for Bedouin nomads.   Maybe I could veil myself from the sun with a series of scarves like the shimagh of an Arab tribal leader.   Even with my limited fashion expertise I swiftly resolved that a headscarf or turban, while possessing a certain mysteriousness and giving me the air of a royal desert sheik, did not quite work when combined with khaki shorts that exposed my pallid white legs and flip flops.   (Being from Seattle, I claim the “Pasty White Rain Exemption” which relieves me of any responsibility from having pigment-free legs.)</p>
<p>Resolving that my quest for relief from the solar glare of the sun was not to be settled at Target I looked around for my wife who had somehow wandered away during my brief search.   I spotted her finishing up a transaction at the cash register.      How had she made a purchase so fast?   We had only been in the store for a few minutes.   Walking over to her I looked at her inquisitively as she smiled with a genuine sense of satisfaction and accomplishment.</p>
<p>“Did you find the clip-on sunglasses somewhere else in the store?” I asked.   It would not have been the first time that she was able to almost magically locate an item that eluded other mere mortal shoppers such as myself.</p>
<p>“No,” she replied, I wasn’t looking for them.   I thought you were doing that. But, I just picked up some Post-It notes for FREE!”</p>
<p>I stood there, staring at her in bewilderment, as she glowed with excitement showing me her receipt as though it were a prized Blue Ribbon.   We were 250 miles from home, enjoying a quasi-vacation get away in a beautiful city, and yet, she somehow had managed to use a coupon to get free products.</p>
<p>“How did you do that…and why? We are on vacation.”</p>
<p>“Well, I always have my coupons with me, and this sale is ending soon so I needed to combine my coupon with the sale today because it would be over by the time we got back home.   Coupon plus sale price equals FREE stuff! Isn’t that awesome?”</p>
<p>Amazed at how her thrifty nature was almost subconsciously directing her actions, my world took on a new beauty.   While I wriggled in my cozy cocoon, happy to remain in my larval “only-use-coupons-when-I-have-to” condition, my wife flitted from deal to deal drawing the nectar from life found in each fragrant shopping trip.</p>
<p>It was not as though we had an urgent need for Post-It notes. There was no colossal emergency that dictated we should pursue such a purchase while on vacation.   Terrorists were not demanding we deliver slightly sticky slips of paper in exchange for the life of our children.   But there was a profound lesson contained within the frugal actions of my wife. When <strong>t</strong><strong>hrifty living</strong> becomes an integral part of our lives,<strong> </strong>we<strong> seize opportunities</strong>, both large and small, to <strong>practice provident living </strong>at <em>all times</em>.   In doing so, we improve our chances to <strong>thrive </strong>and position ourselves to better<strong> help others, </strong>to more fully<strong> enjoy life</strong>, and to <strong>recognize the blessings around us.<br />
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“Houston, this is the Apollo, we are safely in orbit with a new perspective of the world.  Amazing!”   I may not be an astronaut, but I do have a grander perspective on thrifty living, and what a refreshing perspective indeed.</p>
<p>~Steve</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I finally sent my husband on his first real coupon shopping trip, he got everything pictured above for $8.30. I am so proud! You can read about his entire experience below. Several months ago, I promised my wife that I would participate in a “coupon laden shopping trip” as part of a feature on her [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ap_k9QPHMwo/SrB_RcGmwQI/AAAAAAAACfg/qGDewT4_eH4/s1600-h/IMG_7304.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img decoding="async" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381941492286144770" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: hand; width: 400px; height: 267px;" alt="" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ap_k9QPHMwo/SrB_RcGmwQI/AAAAAAAACfg/qGDewT4_eH4/s400/IMG_7304.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size: medium;">I finally sent my husband on his first real coupon shopping trip, he got everything pictured above for $8.30. I am so proud! You can read about his entire experience below.</span></p>
<p>Several months ago, I promised my wife that I would participate in a “coupon laden shopping trip” as part of a feature on her blog. (I know, even the phrase sounds abhorrent doesn’t it?) In hindsight, I have come to believe that I was somehow manipulated into agreeing to this ridiculous idea. Perhaps she put some sort of “coupon ecstasy” drug in my meals to lower my defenses and weaken my resistance to her fanatical, shopping lunacy, because I find it hard to believe that I ever cogently agreed to such a thing.</p>
<p>When my wife reminded me that I still needed to go on my “shopping trip” I reasoned that since we had just moved it was probably better to wait until everything was settled. To my surprise she agreed and internally I congratulated myself on a wonderful deflection. My sentence of death by coupons had been delayed. With any luck, she would forget about the idea and I would live out my life in blissful, coupon-free liberty…unfortunately, Albertson’s ruined my plans!</p>
<p>Two days after my wife granted me a coupon reprieve, Albertson’s came out with some sort of double coupon/rebate special, and my wife immediately revoked her concession to suspend my “coupon trip” with an urgent and almost irrational explanation that this deal was TOO good, and her coupon collection was perfectly matched to maximize some SERIOUS savings and score some SWEET deals. What’s more, she gave me no time to prepare. “Get your shoes on. We need to go today because my coupons are expiring and I have enough coupons for two people.</p>
<p>I tried to protest. “You can’t just demand that I immediately go shopping with coupons! I need time to mentally prepare, to build up my courage and enact a game plan. You act like you are going through coupon menopause, hungrily hoping for a final bargain baby; how about if I go next weekend?”</p>
<p>“You have 30 minutes to get ready while I prepare your shopping list.” She walked off with a giddy giggle quietly reviewing complex calculations under her breath. I felt like a kid that had been told he could go to the store to get ice cream only to be taken to the dentist for a root canal. Shortly my wife returned with a shopping list and a serious look. “Okay, now I know this is for the blog, but don’t screw it up on purpose thinking you will be funny&#8212;you won’t. You have to pay attention to what you are doing or else you will waste all my coupons.” She handed me the shopping list attached to a thin store circular with a collage of various products that were on sale and could be combined in groups to qualify for rebate savings. “I know you think you are bright, but seriously, you better do this right, or else.”</p>
<p>I laughed off her threat trying to convince myself that my wife was being playful, but inside I began to experience pangs of real fear, ”…you better do this right, or else…” echoed through my mind, or else what, I wondered? I looked down at my list thinking this shouldn’t be too tough, after all, the store ad had pictures of the stuff I was supposed to buy. It would be like a simple treasure hunt. Match the picture to the product and put it in my cart. Resolved and bolstering my courage I took a deep breath and started to leave. “Wait, don’t forget your coupons.”</p>
<p>I stared down in disbelief at the exhaustive quantity of coupons that my wife was handing me. Her reluctant grip lingered on the coupons before she finally released them with the consternation of an overly protective parent who was leaving their only child with an incompetent babysitter. Why on earth would I ever need such an obese collection of coupons? Confused, I looked up, “My shopping list is not that long. Why do I need so many coupons?” She looked at me disdainfully as if I had asked, “Why do we need to breathe?”</p>
<p>“First, this is a double coupon shopping trip, two coupons for each item. Second, the store might not have exactly everything on the list. You might need to substitute something to make sure your total purchase amount, before coupons, achieves the qualifying amount. In that case, use one of the different coupons, but make sure the item is one of the advertised items, and if there is a double coupon, use both of them, and make sure that you get to the total dollar amount I wrote on your list, but don’t go too far over. You want to be just over $30, to get the 15 dollar rebate, so don’t purchase any extra items, if you can get to exactly $30, even better.”</p>
<p>My head was already spinning. This was going to be more complicated than I had imagined. I started to silently pray that the store would have everything on the list as I grabbed my keys and headed to the car, distractedly considering whether I could just keep driving and head to some coupon free nation that did not have extradition agreements with the United States. Does such a paradise even exist?</p>
<p>We arrived at Albertson’s and I grabbed a cart trying to project an air of confidence, a man in control, a shopping Samurai with no fear. My wife took her cart in one direction and I went in the exact opposite. After all, a guy needs some space to summon his mojo. I decided to start with something easy, Chex Mix. I looked at the picture on the ad and saw the familiar “Chex Mix” logo. But my inexperience became immediately apparent. While I could clearly see that Chex Mix was advertised, I couldn’t tell if it was regular Chex Mix, Cheddar Chex Mix, or Bold Chex Mix. Would it matter what kind of Chex Mix I bought? My former optimism and confidence withered as I struggled with this first decision. “Don’t mess up…or else” rang through my head.</p>
<p>Breathe. I can do this. Surely they would all qualify right? I decided that it was a symbolic sign, a foreshadowing of my coupon expedition. I grabbed the Chex Mix Bold. “Go Bold or Go Home”, I whispered to myself, trying to regain my confidence. I placed the Chex Mix in my cart, double, and then triple checked my list, the circular, the coupons and the product. Everything looked to be in order, on to the next item.</p>
<p>I actually picked up the next several items with relative ease. The pictures on the store ad matched exactly with the coupons that I had and the product on the shelves. I was starting to build some steam. I just might survive. Then I came to Pillsbury cookies. I scanned the cookie aisle 3 times, then 4 times. There were lots of cookies but none matched the picture from the ad. I couldn’t find any cookies made by Pillsbury. How could something so yummy, like a cookie, be producing such panic and discomfort. Surely I couldn’t screw up on cookies… but what was I missing?</p>
<p>On the corner of the aisle I noticed a stack of maps of the store that showed each aisle and what the main items were. I grabbed a map thinking that maybe there was some special Pillsbury cookie aisle. I began to walk up and down the store turning my map every which way trying to orient it to the various aisles. I looked like a foreign tourist searching for Elvis landmarks. To my dismay, there was no aisle marked, “Pillsbury Cookie Aisle”. As I began to sink into despair, I suddenly noticed a lady with a stack of coupons and a shopping cart that was half full. She had just placed an item into her cart and with a practiced precision she deftly folded a coupon into her front pocket, apparently the place she transferred her coupons once she had added the coupon item to her cart. Nice technique. She had a sort of James Dean coupon coolness the way her thumb maneuvered the coupons succinctly into her pocket, no wasted motion. She must definitely be a coupon veteran.</p>
<p>I slowly pushed my cart in her direction hoping that perhaps she would recognize a fellow coupon shopper and offer some assistance. Was there a special wave that coupon shoppers used? I have often seen motor cycle riders pass each other on the freeway giving a fraternal wave that seems to be nothing more than the bikers pointing downward as they pass one of their two-wheeled colleagues. Given her cool James Dean coupon flair, I decided to offer a motorcycle-type wave, pointing downward as I neared her cart and gesturing with what I considered to be a frugal wave. She briefly glanced down, not recognizing my “coupon-club” wave, and then veered her cart around the area where I had previously pointed (waved). Clearly I had not correctly delivered an appropriate coupon wave as she took my gesticulation to be some kind of warning to avoid an unseen danger on the floor.</p>
<p>As she continued down the aisle, I found myself once again surrounded by cookies of all variety but nothing resembling the Pillsbury picture. I would like to tell you that the Pillsbury Dough Boy appeared to me in a dream and revealed to me that the Pillsbury cookies were actually cookie dough stocked in the refrigerated section. Unfortunately, the revelation of the Pillsbury cookies came from my wife, who seemed to have sensed that somehow her precious coupons were in jeopardy. As she walked by at the end of the aisle and noticed me gazing numbly at rows of cookies, she immediately recognized my problem and without wasting any words simply uttered, “Pillsbury dough is refrigerated…” as she disappeared from view with her cart already piled three times higher than mine. I marveled at how she was able to surmise the situation, offer an expeditious remedy and continue on with her shopping without even breaking stride. Refrigerated cookie dough—of course! It seemed so obvious after my wife pointed it out. I trudged down the aisle trying to persuade myself that I would have figured it out eventually.</p>
<p>Finishing with my shopping list, I began to carefully review each item. Like a S.W.A.T team bomb technician cautiously referencing schematics to deactivate an explosive device, I vigilantly examined each item and ensured that I had the appropriate coupons. The time had come to check out and be judged. Had I done everything properly to qualify for the rebate that was supposed to print out at the end of the transaction? With the reluctance of a death row inmate, I slowly headed to the check stands. As I approached, I tried to assess each cashier, looking for one I thought was the most susceptible to bribery. If something went wrong, I was prepared to pay $100 for them to somehow produce a receipt that showed gobs of savings and qualified for the rebate. They could even charge me full price for the items so long as the receipt looked like I had redeemed all the coupons and received the special rebate. Sadly, I did not see a cashier that appeared to be shady, so I went to the closest register.</p>
<p>As the cashier dispassionately began to ring up each item, the beeping of the scanner seemed like the echoes from an electrocardiogram, “beep, beep”. At any moment I almost expected the tone to change to a constant drawn out “beeeeeeeeep”, indicating that I had flat-lined. I imagined the cashier transforming into some sort of bargain doctor, “Time of coupon death, 3:15pm. Bag boy, please inform the next of kin that this shopper didn’t make it.”</p>
<p>Numbly waking from my reverie, I realized the cashier had finished ringing up the items and was now scanning all of the coupons. Finishing with the last one, he pressed the total button and time seemed to stop. The amount owed was incredulously insignificant, which seemed impossible considering all the stuff I had just bought, but despite this amazing result, I was fixated on the printer that was somehow supposed to magically print out the rebates. If I did not bring back the rebates I would clearly have failed. Time seemed to move in slow motion as I stared at the printer…but it remained silent. PRINT you infernal machine PRINT!</p>
<p>I suddenly longed for a robbery. Maybe if I was shot during a grocery store hold-up all would be forgotten. I could theorize that the rebates were lost in the mayhem of the shooting. Why didn’t I move my family to a more disreputable and dangerous town?!</p>
<p>Then, without fanfare, the printer timidly began to print and out came the cherished slips of paper. Could it be? The cashier handed me the rebates and I gingerly cupped them in my hands as though cradling the original manuscripts of some Shakespearian classic. It had worked! I had used the coupons. I had qualified for the rebates, and the anguishing nightmare was over. I looked up to see my wife standing a few yards away, like the proud coach of a young athlete who had just won his first competition. I raced over and anxiously handed her the rebates and the receipt. “It worked. Your crazy plan actually worked.”</p>
<p>With a knowing smile she proudly responded, “See that wasn’t so bad. It was kind of fun wasn’t it?” Begrudgingly, I admitted that it was exhilarating in a strange sort of way. It almost seemed like a sporting conquest that produced a certain sense of euphoria, or was that ecstasy?</p>
<p>-Steve</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week I asked my husband if he would write a post for my blog, I didn&#8217;t ask him to write anything specific, I knew he would come up with something great. Many of you read his humorous first post <a href="https://www.thriftyandthriving.com/2009/05/note-to-other-spouses-from-my-husband/"><span style="color: #000099;">HERE</span></a>. It was so much fun seeing how many families can relate.</p>
<p>I told him it would be fun if he went out and actually did the grocery shopping using a big ol&#8217; stack of coupons. My husband is NOT a coupon user. He didn&#8217;t think it sounded like fun. I convinced him to give it a try anyway. I wasn&#8217;t aware of it, but my husband Steve headed to KFC to use the &#8220;Oprah&#8221; coupon, he thought it would be best if he started with one coupon before he tried to use a whole stack of them. You can read about his adventure below.</p>
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<div>I think my wife might be a super hero…and the fault is all mine.</div>
<div>As a youth, I remember reading about a Marvel Comics character named the DareDevil. This particular individual lost his sight as a boy when a radioactive substance fell from a speeding truck and splashed all over the innocent on-looker. The radioactive goo ended up blinding him, however, in return, all of his other senses were enhanced. In fact, his hearing became so acutely advanced that it more than compensated for his lack of sight. He learned to process sounds with a sonar-like power that allowed him to discern his surroundings almost as if he had normal vision. Eventually, this incredible ability became so perfected that it allowed him to sense the world even better than people with normal sight. Because of this amazing ability, he was fearless, and became known as &#8220;The Man Without Fear!&#8221;</p>
<p>In the coupon world, I am NOT the DareDevil. In fact, I think that I am the equivalent of the radioactive sludge that fell off of the truck. Scientifically speaking, I may very well be missing several coupon chromosomes, but whatever the case, I do not like to use coupons. In many ways, I have an irrational fear of coupons. Because of this profound coupon deficiency, my wife sadly knows me as, &#8220;The Man <strong>With</strong> Coupon Fear!&#8221;</div>
<div>It really is quite peculiar. In my everyday profession, I am a Chief Financial Officer. I negotiate with bankers and vendors. I scrutinize budgets and bills to make sure that the company resources are well spent and that we always get the best deal possible. So why is it that I dislike presenting a coupon to a cashier to maximize the family resources?</p>
<p>As I rationalize my behavior, I like to think that my wife has developed her amazing frugal shopping skills in large part due to my coupon cowardice. Like the comic Super Hero, because of her bargain blind husband, she has developed heightened shopping senses that allow her to identify discounts and deals, savings and steals, bargains not seen, but discovered. I have turned my wife into a Shopping Super Hero!</p>
<p>All that should make up for my less than enthusiastic embrace of coupons and rebates, right? Alas, I fear not. Unfortunately, in addition to her super natural shopping abilities, my little Coupon Crusader has developed some rather persuasive talents as well. Somehow, in a moment of weakness, I agreed to participate in her latest blog idea; a shopping trip where I would go do the shopping…and use coupons! Oh the inhumanity! How could I allow such cruelty to be imposed upon the male species? But, marshaling all my strength, I accepted my fate and resolved to face my fear.</p>
<p>To work up to this comprehensive coupon excursion, I decided to dip my toe into the cold water of the purchasing pool by using the recent Oprah KFC coupon. (Just thinking the word &#8220;Oprah&#8221; and &#8220;coupon&#8221; in the same sentence made me groan internally as I considered what I was doing.) Going down this path would forever change me. I was leaving the &#8220;spy it and buy it&#8221; rapid purchase philosophy that I have long embraced, and was embarking down the path of &#8220;planned, prudent purchasing.&#8221;</p>
<p>Like the alcoholic that resolves to change by pouring his whiskey down the drain, I took the first steps towards coupon commitment by first following the link on my wife’s blog, and printing out the KFC coupon. Printing the coupon would be the first step, and I decided to take it at work, away from the pressures of my wife’s oversight. As I clicked on the print button, my fears abruptly flared. What if I accidentally sent the coupon to the networked printer in the office common area? Suddenly, I visualized a nosy employee pulling the coupon off of the copier and shouting, &#8220;Hey! Who printed off this coupon for a FREE meal from KFC? &#8221;</p>
<p>What would I say? I immediately began to think up an explanation. &#8220;Oh thanks, yeah that is mine…well, actually it is for my daughter…I am printing that off for her…not for me, of course….she is doing a, uh…a book report for school…on coupons…and how long it takes for them to print… from the internet. Looks like that took about seventeen seconds. Well, that should finish the research she asked me to conduct for her. I can take that off your hands.&#8221;</p>
<p>That <em>might</em> be believable…who am I kidding, that sounds ridiculous! As the gentle hum of my printer coming to life sounded in my ears, a great sense of relief washed over me. My secret was still safe. No one knows that I am going to use a coupon. Perhaps it is not too late to back out. I wonder if I buy my wife a pony if she will forget all about our coupon agreement? Girls like ponies, right? Or chocolate! Or a chocolate covered pony! Suddenly the not so quiet voice in the back of my mind silently shouted. SUCK IT UP SOLDIER! YOU ARE A CFO! IF YOU CAN HANDLE CONTRACTS, FINANCIAL STATEMENTS, AND AUDITORS, YOU CAN CERTAINLY USE A SIMPLE COUPON! Regaining my resolve, I recommitted to go to KFC for lunch…and use the dreaded &#8220;Oprah&#8221; coupon.</p>
<p>Preparing to leave the office, I surreptitiously stuffed the coupon into my inside coat pocket. Walking past the receptionist I waved, and thought, &#8220;Act casual, nothing unusual going on here. Just heading to lunch, someplace normal, where I’ll pay full price for some unadvertised meal.&#8221; My cool façade was seamless. To everyone else, I was certain that I looked like a normal consumer, not one of those crazy coupon clippers.</p>
<p>I drove to the KFC but did not park immediately. With the calm calculation of Al Capone, I drove around the store several times, checking my available exits in case the &#8220;deal&#8221; went south. Noting several potential escape routes, I summoned my courage, parked the getaway car, and stepped into the jaws of male shopping terror.</p>
<p>Approaching the counter I gave the cashier a warm, disarming smile. There was no sense alarming anyone. Keep the situation calm so no one would get hurt. &#8220;Hi there. I just thought I would stop in and try some of your new grilled chicken. I was planning to put it on this credit card here in my wallet…oh, what’s this? Hmm, looks like one of my wife’s coupons. I wonder how that got in there. I don’t suppose you honor these here do you?</p>
<p>The cashier took the coupon and began to silently scan the text. What was she doing? Why was it taking so long? Is there something wrong? Alarm bells began to sound in my head. &#8220;Just run for it! She doesn’t know your name and you can be gone before she accosts you for presenting a coupon! RUN FORREST! RUN!&#8221;</p>
<p>The silence was unbearable. Was there something I did wrong? Was I supposed to cut the coupon out of the paper? Are you required to neatly trim away all the excess paper? Was it supposed to be printed in color? Is there a secret gang sign I am supposed to flash that only coupon clippers know to protect their secret saving society? The quiet was suffocating? My breathing stuttered as I felt the fear compress my lungs like the frozen waters that entombed the victims of the Titanic!</p>
<p>Then, like the warm, healing rays from the sun, the cashier’s dispassionate response melted my anxiety. &#8220;Okay, what kind of sides would you like?&#8221; That’s it? I don’t have to submit to a drug test or provide my fingerprints and a DNA sample? I just hand her the coupon and walk out with the food? Quickly recovering, I asked for mashed potatoes to go with my chicken as I tried to act as though this was just another routine coupon transaction, one of a thousand similar transactions that experienced coupon clippers handle every day. Notwithstanding, my awkward pause and blank stare after she handed me the food may have revealed my novice nature. The confused cashier inquired, &#8220;Is something wrong?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Uh, no…you don’t need anything else?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Like what?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh nothing. Thank you.&#8221; Quickly I started to sprint for the door; freedom from coupons and cashiers awaited me on the other side of the door. But just as I reached for the handle, a deep booming voice called out. &#8220;Hey wait!&#8221; I turned to see an enormous, giant of a man striding towards me. His arms were the size of Amazon pythons fattened on the flesh of unsuspecting jungle animals. He was dressed like a common construction worker, but anxiously I wondered, &#8220;Was this the Coupon Gestapo? A Bargain Bouncer coming to cite me for some sort of savings misconduct?&#8221; My fear immediately returned as I tried to process why a complete and mammoth stranger would be coming towards me.</p>
<p>&#8220;Where did you get that coupon?&#8221; His gruff voice was incongruent with his pleading question. &#8220;Did you just get that meal for free? Can you tell me how to get one?&#8221; I stared at the man, bewildered, my preconceived notions of coupons crashing down all around me. I had always considered coupons to be feminine, and emasculating. Yet, here was the poster child for macho manliness asking me to help him find the &#8220;magic coupon&#8221; that would unlock his quest for free food. Like the illumination of the rising sun, this new found knowledge covered me with an understanding warmth. Coupons are not just for women, they are for the enlightened, the seekers of savings.</p>
<p>&#8220;Just go to <a href="https://www.thriftyandthriving.com">ThriftyandThriving.com</a> and all your bargain desires will be fulfilled.&#8221; Turning I humbly left the store. As I walked away, I could just barely hear the trailing conversations &#8220;…who was that bargain boy?&#8221; Just a student embarking on the path of enlightenment, certainly not a Super Hero like his wife. But perhaps, in time, he can become her devoted side kick.</p>
<p>Look! Its DealDevil and her faithful companion The Coupon Kid. Maybe &#8220;The Man With Coupon Fear&#8221; will someday conquer his bargain blindness and join in the fight for frugal living…</p>
<p>-Steve</p>
<p>(Check back for the next adventure detailing the events of a coupon rookie embarking on a full-fledged coupon-infested shopping excursion.)</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 20:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The following post was written by my husband Steve: I have always been attracted to the nostalgia of years gone by; the crisp look of a shirt with cuff links, the comforting crackle of an old time radio broadcast, the smell of a freshly painted white picket fence; all of these relics resonant with a [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following post was written by my husband Steve:</p>
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<p>I have always been attracted to the nostalgia of years gone by; the crisp look of a shirt with cuff links, the comforting crackle of an old time radio broadcast, the smell of a freshly painted white picket fence; all of these relics resonant with a warmth that reminds me of the goodness of America. The ties to tradition are entreating; homemade fresh apple pie, cheering the home team at a community baseball game, and sharing pictures of cherished children that make us swell with pride. Tradition has been turned on its head.</p>
<p>When proudly flashing the most recent photo received from your wife, most people would expect to hear something like</p>
<p>“What a cute little pumpkin.”</p>
<p>“I know, my wife took this picture during his soccer game. Isn’t it adorable how his ruffled hair radiates the enthusiasm of youth?”</p>
<p>As the husband of a frugal freedom fighter, however, one is more inclined to hear something like,</p>
<p>“What a cute little pumpkin.”</p>
<p>“Yeah, and my wife got it free when she purchased two boxes of stuffing with her coupon from Sunday’s paper.”</p>
<p>Such are the sacrifices made by the spouse of a coupon clipping bargain shopper. Rather than receive adorable photos of my sons playing ball or my daughter as she skips rope with her friends, I get Chronicles of Conquest. These are documentary photographs displaying towers of toilet paper, neatly stacked boxes of corn flakes, or an array of shirts and shorts…pristinely laid out on the floor… empty, rather than filled with any of our cute kids. All are accompanied with the phrase, “Guess how much all this stuff cost me!”</p>
<p>Like the brawny woodsman with giant heads of antlered moose mounted to his log cabin walls, my wife loves to festoon my email in-box with photos of her latest shopping victory. With excitement that is filled with unfamiliar phrases like, “Using my BOGO coupon and applying my Easy Saver Rebate…” my wife intricately details how she was able to combine promotions and clearance sales with double coupons and a rewards program to get $200 worth of merchandise for only $1.67. While the concepts are sometimes hard to follow, like the intoxicating accent of a foreign movie star, her strange jargon and animated narration is addicting and adorable.</p>
<p>I will admit that coping with the almost alarming enthusiasm of someone who has just found a “Buy One Get One” free coupon can be a daunting task at first. Indeed, witnessing a bargain shopper discover that the local grocery store is honoring Double Coupons is akin to watching the frenzied stampede of wild horses that have been deprived of water, suddenly smell a nearby stream. It is best to get out of the way of such unbridled passion and just enjoy the beauty of the seemingly effortless bargain ballet. It really is almost a form of art.</p>
<p>For those who have just recently recognized that their beautiful bride has joined the growing ranks of the frugal fanatics, (a term of endearment) I have decided to offer some FREE advice. (That last sentence alone, containing the word “FREE”, has likely triggered the Spidey Senses of coupon sentinels the world over, who, in countless homes across America, stopped in mid-sentence, lifted their head ever so slightly, and while sniffing the air whispered, “I sense the word ‘FREE’ has been posted on the internet. I must go investigate.”)</p>
<p><strong>Coupon Consciousness</strong></p>
<p>The Sunday paper belongs to the mom. If your kids want to read the comics, or if you would like to check on how your favorite sports team faired, these are acceptable desires, but you must surgically extract these sections with the precision of a covert Navy Seals team, carefully ensuring that the ads are not disturbed and that no insert is misplaced. Trust me, she will know if a coupon is missing. She has already researched the matter and knows what coupons should arrive, how they will be incorporated into a comprehensive shopping trip, and whether they can be combined with any other offers resulting in stores paying her to take products from their shelves. (Is that legal?)</p>
<p>Once she has cut out the coupons and arranged them on the dining room table in preparation for the careful cataloguing that will shortly follow, do not disturb the staging area! The slightest breeze could blow these wispy coupon treasures from their stacks, causing a panic reminiscent of a government lockdown initiated after discovering that classified computer systems have been breeched. If your teenage son begins to run past the table as he heads off to a friend’s house, tackling him to ensure that he does not create a draft may be the greatest display of love and concern for his safety that you could offer. Walking slowly, breathing lightly, and talking softly will all improve your chances of survival.</p>
<p><strong>What’s In Store </strong></p>
<p>It may be prudent to sit down with your children and let them know that they do not live in a Target store. This can be confusing for some children who don’t realize that just because there are shelves filled with endless stacks of deodorant, toothpaste, and shampoo, their home is actually a private residence. Just because they are given a “shopping list” to go to the garage and get food from the abundant shelves to restock the pantry in the kitchen, does not mean that they will be required to wear a clerk’s smock and don a nametag. Stocking up goes hand in hand with coupon clipping and bargain shopping, but you may consider investing in companies that sell shelving materials.</p>
<p>If you suddenly realize that your daughter is invited to a birthday party that you forgot about, don’t worry. Head to the garage and select any one of the many toys that your wife has purchased from the last Christmas clearance sale or toy mark-down event. It may be a bit tricky selecting one toy from the large stockpile, but the birthday girl will never know that the gift actually only cost $3 even though it retails for $45. You may want to explain to your daughter, however, that the garage is not an actual department store, and they don’t have to worry that another “shopper” will come in to purchase their bike or their roller skates.</p>
<p><strong>Variety Is The Spice Of Life</strong></p>
<p>Living with a coupon crusader means you get to be on the cutting edge. That is to say, you are essentially now a perpetual test market. As your bargain beauty gains greater proficiency, she often becomes the recipient of promotional and test market products. Pace yourself and be a support counselor for your children. While it is fun and exciting to sometimes get the latest product in their lunch, some “new” products are better than others. Pringle sticks are cool and some flavors are yummy, but when your son comes home and begs you to talk to mom about not packing the latest “all-natural” fruit bar, be understanding.</p>
<p>When you discover that instead of a Batman theme, your son is going to have a Juicy Juice themed birthday party complete with Juicy Juice gift bags and playing cards, it may be time for reverse psychology. Casually wonder aloud how much money a person could save if they handed out promotional freebies at Halloween to the little trick-or-treaters and let the money saving instincts kick in and do the rest. After all, you shouldn’t be selfish and keep all the wonderful items to yourself.</p>
<p>All in all, being a part of the coupon community is wonderful. You will grow to love and be amazed by the creativity and resourcefulness of your wife. So if you are the victim of a bargain shopping relationship, hang in there. You can survive. Sure you may forget what your children look like because the only pictures you ever get are of great shopping excursions, but you will never run out of toilet paper, and with all the money your frugal freedom-fighter saves, you can go out and buy yourself a nice pair of cuff links to remind you of the nostalgia of America…as long as they are on sale.</p>
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